Royal Cockpit Hotels

OK, here is my ENTIRE REVIEW of this ROYAL PIT of a HOTEL; I seemed to be the ONLY guest at this hotel at this time. I wondered, HHHMM Y? Here is my HONEST bold opinion: 1. The hotel seemed quite "DECENT" from the view, outside and inside 3.5 s however, It was a cover up; 2. Rooms: The Beds were quit NASTY, n filthy, as were the pillows. I wouldn't recommend anyone that isn't having a "ONE NITE CONCLUSION" at this location book this place. 3. SERVICE: was somewhat confusing. Tho most of the staff were quite nice, the women were arrogant and snooty & all were NOT professional, terrible cleaning by the staff! They begged me for money, and offered unethical services. I also ordered food, which i was told would ONLY take 30 mins, took almost 3 hrs to conclude, when I refused and asked for a refund, it was a VERY difficult transaction to conclude. Then they lied and said they didn't have my refund here at the time, the owner claimed, he had to "PAY HIMSELF 1st". Twas awful. I had to flag a cab to this place because i wasn't picked up from the port as instructed and promised. 4. False advertising; Wi-Fi, electricity, water don't work at this facility and he LOCKS you n or out of the facility at nighttime, no in nor out like children. The owner himself tries to scam and penny pinch so he's running this establishment to the grown. Staff couldn't even work the hotel's generator. I could NOT watch TV, bathe, these guys shut everything off. I use the toilet I had to endure my own "releasing's" at night do to plumbing offage. They LOCK you nside for no escape, from a fire hazard in case occurs! Conclusion, if you're gonna stay at this hotel, make it just for a few hrs to handle biz, but I would not NOT sleep here again. I give this hotel a 1/5 star rating.!