Clandestino Beach

Clandestino was an absolute dream. This magical beach haven is a hidden gem that should be discovered by families, couples, and solo travelers seeking solitude. The drive to the Airbnb was a unique way to experience the coast of Parrita: palm trees, dark brown sands, surf-ready waves, and blue and red crabs dodging cars on the dirt road. The large, iconic hut housed the office, dining area, bar, and kitchen with the friendliest staff. The food was out of this world, with special visits from the chef adding to the ambiance. Receiving VIP trea**ent from all the staff created a special a**osphere. Frequent visits from the Diana, who was always engaging, ensured that each guest received the best service. The walk to our room was enchanting. The individual huts, each with its own porch and adequate seating with mosquito netting, provided a comfortable stay. The beds were cozy, and the jungle ambiance, with toads croaking at night, added to the experience. I would love to return here with my family or for a solo vacation to focus on writing. It’s the type of place that inspires many stories.

My wife and I found this hotel to be the most relaxing environment we have experienced in a very long time. Away from the hustle and bustle you find yourselves to be the only ones on this very long beautiful beach. The sunsets are absolutely to die for!!! Diane, the owner was very supportive of our needs. Knowing we were only there for two nights she personally helped us to organise trips very much last minute which we were exceptionally grateful for. All of the staff were courteous and helpful always and we were very sad that we had not spent much more time there as we found it to be such a tropical getaway. One day we hope to be back. Thanks again to Diane and her team, keep up the great work.

Love this place. The laid back vibe. You feel like you have the resort to yourself. The owner Diana is always on hand to help with anything you need. The breakfast was great, we had dinner one night it was also great. We love the dogs that live on the resort as well as the raccoon. They like to hang out with the guests. The beach is secluded and has the most beautiful sunset you will ever see. This was our third time there and we will be back.

Very beautiful, unique, and serene destination. A special experience. Dianne and staff were kind and accommodating. The food was amazing. Great experience.

Clandestino was beautiful and Diana, the owner just couldn't do enough for us. Lovely room, very comfortable and quiet. Beautiful pool and comfy sunbeds. Good choice for breakfast, will cook any combination you fancy!! We also ate in the restaurant every night and again great choice of food. We ate there every night (8 nights). Location of hotel did not disappoint. Right on the beach - miles of deserted, unspoilt sandy beach and the benefit of both sunrise and sunset. Pretty local for several of the attractions, Rainmaker (waterfalls), Manuel Antonio Nature Reserve and Mangrove boat trip and Diana booked transport for us. The resident pets were great fun and very friendly too! We will definitely go back - thank you Diana

Very good one night stay. Room was comfortable and convenient to restaurant and pool. Pool was relaxing but only very shallow or too deep to stand. I didn’t like that shower floor was hard to stand on with round large stones. Good was good at restaurant but expensive.

We loved this place. To be honest, when we initially pulled in, I was very skeptical that we booked a really odd property. But 3 days later, I couldnt be happier when added all up. The thing I liked the most about the property was an extreme "chill" vibe (Pura Vida) that resinated through everything. Gorgeous area with waves crashing literally right behind every meal you eat. One of the nicest things about it was the beach, the sand, and the surf. There isn't a single rock or sharp anything in the water. Just sand, as far as you can head out. The property owner (Diane) and her staff treats you like family, lets you use all of their stuff (surf boards included). My middle kid learned how to surf while there - so cool! Breakfast is included and is fantastic. You can choose to eat lunch and dinner on sight and most of the food was decent. We loved all of Diane's animals, especially her very tame racoon. Staff was super nice and friendly. We had a great time and plan to return. Thanks so much.

This was our second visit in the past few years. We love going here to just get away from it all. The staff and owner are always so attentive and accommodating.

I don't understand the negative reviews on this site. The place is lovely, with a great location right on the beach and a lovely pool. Our rooms were also fine, with working air conditioning, and a huge bed and good space. The owner is lovely - always on top of things and available, and the food was great. She does have 4-5 pet dogs, a couple of cats and an adorable pet racoon - so you should know they will be all over the place while you are there. We had a great time there!