Central Hotel

Вау, с чего начать. Я бы даже не вернулся, чтобы провести одну ночь, даже если бы кто-то заплатил мне за это. Это худший отель, который я когда-либо пробовал. Тараканы в номере, плесень в номере, влажно и так громко как внутри, так и снаружи отеля. Комната была настолько мала, что я даже не мог полностью открыть дверь в ванную, потому что мешала кровать. Там написано, что завтрак включен, что не соответствует действительности. Завтрак предоставляется за дополнительную плату и не подается в отеле, как указано, а подается в соседней кофейне, которая была закрыта во время моего визита. Хозяева не очень услужливы, и место очень грязное. Грязная ванная, волосы на кровати и пятна на простынях и полотенцах. Как я уже сказал, я не вернусь, даже если кто-то заплатит мне за это.

Don’t foul yourselves with the nice photos reality is different.I attended real photos to let people see and be ready.Don’t go for Bed and Breakfast because breakfast is served in the café shop next door not in the motel.Indeed beach is 5 min away walking,water is hot and sun not burning. Jerusalem old city is lovely worth the visit just take the map from the station if you don’t plan to get the guide (they want help you because want you to get guide). If you’re white they will assume you’re Russian which I didn’t like.Be ready prices are high some higher than U.K.

After a nightmare journey we arrived at this absolute hole in the wall (literally) after midnight. Greeted by the rudest man I’ve ever met who initially refused to even open the security gate to let us off the street. He began by saying we’re to late, he gave our room (a seven night booking) to someone else when we hadn’t arrived, this despite there being no number available to call. Then he changed to there was no booking! The power cut out, plunging us into absolute darkness, freaking my daughter to the point she was crying, to which this charming character said tell her to shut up people are asleep! He then told us there was nothing he could do and we had to leave. I sh*t you not! A mother, 55 and 5’ tall with her 16 year old daughter, he turned us out onto the street at about 03:00. But before he could he had to get a knife to force the security gate as the power outage had damaged the locking release mechanism. He seemed less than thrilled when I asked him what would happen if there had been a fire. So here we are on the streets of Tel Aviv at 03:00 in the morning, cases and about an ounce of sanity left. Cars pulled up to the bus stop we’d sat at and offered us rides. I don’t think they meant a taxi service, other night walkers slammed the side of the bus shelter and others just stared with a tinge of malice. I was very afraid. After trying several other hotels in the area, walking from one to the other rather than sitting as bait, we finally (05:00) found a room in the Maxim Hotel one street over. I hope Mr Central Hotel (with the nasty toes) your Willy falls off into the toilet and your fingers shrivel up.

The staff were trying not to be rude, which is completely different to hospitable. But then no one really smiles in Tel Aviv anyway, unless they’re at the Sheraton, where they’re paid to smile. The room was not big enough for the two single beds. It’s only suitable for a double - and would barely work then. It SHOULD NEVER be offered when configured for two single beds. There was a general sense of dinginess, the aircon was loud and the room dark. I didn’t know the Bauhaus period was known for its grime, so perhaps we should blame the 1920s. My friend stayed. I moved out.

La peor experiencia de mi vida.Pésima atención y pésimo trato; casi maltrato, cero intento de empatía por parte del personal del hotel con el huésped. Trato burlón y con cierto desprecio ante los distintos reclamos: No limpian la habitación a menos se les ruegue y lo hacen de mala gana. El baño no lo limpian. No cambian las sábanas, imaginen que estuvimos desde el 11 hasta el 22 de febrero. Tampoco hay agua caliente regular, es decir, dos minutos y después se enfría. Las dimensiones de las habitaciones son una falta de respeto, pero si nos hubieran tratado bien y limpiado como Dios manda, lo podría perdonar. Pero no, no lo perdono y por eso escribo estas palabras para evitarle a futuros huéspedes tamaña humillación, además de evitarles pasar por lo que nosotros y además por el mismo dinero hay otros hoteles dignos, este sin duda no lo es.Pésimo, nefasto. 

POSITIVO: Ubicacion de hotel, cercania a la playa y a restaurantes y supermercados, la habitacion tiene aire acondicionado y nevera lo cual se agradece en una ciudad tan caliente como Tel-Aviv NEGATIVO: Extremedamante sucio, cucarachas en el baño, El patio trasero del hotel pareciese que nunca la barrieran, lleno de ceniceros con colillas de cogarrillo , los muebles de la habitación llenos de polvo, encontré basura del huesped anterior en los cajones y las habitaciones son extremadamente pequeñas. El Servicio del personal del hotel es bien deficiente, su trato es algo agresivo y cuando pedi que me cambiaran de habitación porque había cucarachas en el baño simplemente ignoraron mi petición