We were a party of 9 adults and 2 toddlers, and our dining experience was like a toddler's attempt at playing hide and seek - you wait and wait, but the food never shows up! 🙈 First, there were only a couple of tables taken, so we thought we were in for a quick meal. But after waiting for what felt like an eternity, the waitress finally graced us with her presence. She took our drink orders and then disappeared into the Bermuda Triangle of service. 🕳️ We waited for our drinks and menus for so long that even the toddlers were starting to grow facial hair. 🧔 Finally, we managed to wrangle the waitress back to our table and inquired about our food orders. The kids were getting so impatient; I think one of them started writing their college thesis during the wait. 🎓 After what felt like an entire geological era, our food started trickling out of the kitchen. It was like watching a slow-motion snail race, but less exciting. And when the food did arrive, it was about as disappointing as finding out your favorite superhero is just a guy in spandex. Rubber eggs? Not cool. The rest of the food was more "meh" than a shrug emoji. 😒 To make things even more entertaining, the waitress apologized repeatedly, like she was auditioning for a part in a never-ending drama. When it was time to pay, we faced the final boss – the owner himself, who appeared to be on a mission to break the Guinness World Record for the world's most disinterested person. 🏆 He neither took responsibility nor bothered to apologize, leaving the poor waitress to deal with the mess. Our bill was over £100, which was a financial sacrifice we made for the sake of comedy, not because it was deserved. If you're into dining experiences that test your patience and your wallet simultaneously, this place is a must-visit! 🎉
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