The Red Hotel - Adults Only: отзывы

Stay clear of this hotel if you want to have fun on your holiday! The hotel is clean and rooms are relatively okay for a budget Ibiza hotel but security need to take a chill pill with the rest of us. The bedding is a grandma style red and yellow striped bedsheet but that’s fine because you won’t even be able to bring anyone back before the terminator boots your door in and kicks them out. You’re banned from playing music even at 0.01 decibels as the bouncer has subhuman hearing abilities and will knock on your door morning, noon and night accusing you of making too much noise or having a family of 4 hiding under your bed. As soon as you hear that knock it’s game over (unless you’re like the boys in the room under us who hid on the balcony until the terminator kicked the door so hard that it smashed off the hinges and caused concrete to fly off the wall and into the hallway before being dragged out and forced to stay in another hotel). The woman with her hair down at the front desk is also miserable 24/7, I think she needs more free coffee from the buffet. If you’re over the age of 60 or have children you would love this hotel because it’s the most boring hotel in Ibiza (maybe even the world) but if you’re off for a wicked time book somewhere else!